If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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