FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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