no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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