when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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