I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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