P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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