i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm both gender and math confused
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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