the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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