tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
