I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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