We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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