dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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