She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
God, I missed his penis.
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