That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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