Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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