Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I can't turn off my feet"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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