If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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