Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass š¤·š¼āāļø
I just made the most āsingle lifeā Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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