That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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