I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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