he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
No subtext here. People are naked.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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