I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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