You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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