I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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