So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Im part way to drunk.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I have post one night stand depression
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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