how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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