I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
of course. lets lasso hookers.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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