So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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