I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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