I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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