the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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