My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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