Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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