We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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