i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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