Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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