I want to stick my p in your. b.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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