his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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