You made me cry and you don't even care
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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