I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
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Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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