ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Randomize
