why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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