In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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