She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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