You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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