He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
