I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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