Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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