Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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