He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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