Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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