Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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